Women’s Premium T-Shirt – Hideous Lamps II (Venus Fly Trap Edition)

If they’re good enough for Bill Marshal, they’re good enough for us.

“Most everything in his house looked forty years out of date. There was wood paneling everywhere. And not the trendy reclaimed hipster kind. The sofa had an orange-green-gold floral pattern that all but begged him to cover it in clear vinyl. There were hideous, hideous lamps.”
— Bass-Ackwards, Eris Adderly

Designed with all my intense love for A-hole Bill’s ugly livingroom furniture, in a nasty little color palette I’ve decide to call “Venus Fly Trap” (and only because I didn’t think I could get away with putting “P*nis Fly Trap” all over my website). So pretty! So delicate just sitting there minding her own business. But touch her just right and she’ll eat you alive. Right, Bill?

Premium T-shirt. Soft yet stretchy, a little longer than a standard tee and figure-flattering. ITEM RUNS SMALL; click here for size chart.

• 100% cotton | Fabric weight: 4.42 oz (lightweight)
• Fairly produced, certified and triple audited
• Double-stitched ribbed collar and hems
• Imported; processed and printed in the U.S.A.