Women’s Premium T-Shirt – Hideous Lamps (Lead Paint Edition)

If they’re good enough for Bill Marshal, they’re good enough for us.

“Most everything in his house looked forty years out of date. There was wood paneling everywhere. And not the trendy reclaimed hipster kind. The sofa had an orange-green-gold floral pattern that all but begged him to cover it in clear vinyl. There were hideous, hideous lamps.”
— Bass-Ackwards, Eris Adderly

Designed with all my intense love for A-hole Bill’s ugly livingroom furniture, in an absolutely hideous color palette I have dubbed “Lead Paint.” Probably toxic, just like the opening act of this book.

Premium T-shirt. Soft yet stretchy, a little longer than a standard tee and figure-flattering. ITEM RUNS SMALL.

• 100% cotton (Heather Blue is 80% cotton/20% polyester) | Fabric weight: 4.42 oz (lightweight)
• Fairly produced, certified and triple audited
• Double-stitched ribbed collar and hems
• Imported; processed and printed in the U.S.A.