Eco-Friendly Cotton Tote – Hideous Lamps (Lipstick Thespian Edition)

If they’re good enough for Bill Marshal, they’re good enough for us.

“Most everything in his house looked forty years out of date. There was wood paneling everywhere. And not the trendy reclaimed hipster kind. The sofa had an orange-green-gold floral pattern that all but begged him to cover it in clear vinyl. There were hideous, hideous lamps.”
— Bass-Ackwards, Eris Adderly

Designed with all my intense love for A-hole Bill’s ugly livingroom furniture, in an “OMG my eyes!” color palette that has earned the name “Lipstick Thespian.” So pretty! So tacky! What’s even real anymore??

Eco-Friendly Cotton Tote

• 100% cotton canvas
• Dual-stitching throughout
• Reinforced handle stitching for long-lasting durability
• Imported; processed and printed in the U.S.A.

normal fit

	C	B	A
One Size	10 inch	20 inch	15 inch