If they’re good enough for Bill Marshall, they’re good enough for us.
“Most everything in his house looked forty years out of date. There was wood paneling everywhere. And not the trendy reclaimed hipster kind. The sofa had an orange-green-gold floral pattern that all but begged him to cover it in clear vinyl. There were hideous, hideous lamps.”
— Bass-Ackwards, Eris Adderly
Designed with all my intense love for A-hole Bill’s ugly livingroom furniture, in an absolutely hideous color palette I have dubbed “Lead Paint.” Probably toxic, just like the opening act of this book.
The headliner of our Collection is the premium T-shirt. This is as perfect as perfect gets: it’s soft yet stretchy, a little longer than a standard tee and figure-flattering. ITEM RUNS SMALL.
- 100% cotton (heather gray is 95% cotton/5% viscose. Heather Blue & Charcoal Gray are 80% cotton/20% polyester. Heather Burgundy is 60% cotton/40% polyester, Heather Oatmeal is 99% Cotton/1% Viscose, Heather Ice Blue is 95% Cotton/5% Viscose) | Fabric weight: 4.42 oz (lightweight)
- Fairly produced, certified and triple audited
- Optimized for vibrant print results
- Double-stitched ribbed collar and hems
- Imported; processed and printed in the U.S.A.
| A | B | C | |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 26.22 inch | 18.46 inch | 5.98 inch |
| M | 27.48 inch | 20.24 inch | 6.22 inch |
| L | 27.99 inch | 21.5 inch | 6.22 inch |
| XL | 28.74 inch | 22.99 inch | 6.73 inch |
| 2XL | 29.49 inch | 23.98 inch | 6.97 inch |
| 3XL | 30.47 inch | 24.49 inch | 7.24 inch |
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